1. tibets:

    rhetthammersmith:

    dog cloud over Manhattan 

    we live in a simulation

    (via evilblogger)

     
  2. Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.

    (Source: geeksquadgangbang, via khaleesinewbooty)

     
  3. iwriteaboutfeminism:

    12:01 AM in Ferguson. Curfew broken.

    (via h0odrich)

     
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  6. kitkatinc:

    spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
    me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
    spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

    (via khaleesinewbooty)

     
  7. semitolerable:

    I don’t understand what she thought was going to happen

    (via condom)

     
     
  8. marcelinethef-ingvampirequeen:

    omgtsn:

    highnoonhex:

    mistahgrundy:

    kat-reverie:

    omgtsn:

    a masterpost

    fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

    SPOOPY BUS

    This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

    come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

    image

    This is so important.

    (Source: omgtsn, via rainbow-femme)

     

  9. If My Dog Could Talk

    1. Dog: WAT DOING
    2. Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
    3. Dog: WHERE GO
    4. Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    5. Dog: CAN I COME
    6. Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    7. Dog: I COME TOO
    8. Dog: WAT DOING
    9. Me: I need to open this door.
    10. Dog: I HALP
    11. Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    12. Dog: I HALP
    13. Me: Sigh.
    14. Dog: WHERE GOING
    15. Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    16. Dog: CAN I COME
    17. Me: Sure.
    18. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    19. Me: No please don't you are-
    20. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    21. Me: No there's no room and-
    22. Dog: LAP
    23. Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    24. Dog: RIGHT HERE
    25. Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
    26. Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    27. Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    28. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    29. Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    30. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    31. Me: I AM
    32. Dog: I SIT IN LAP
    33. Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
    34. Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    35. Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    36. Me: .......
     

  10. genocidercyo:

    clockey:

    you’re the window to my wall

    you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

    (Source: zephye, via bitchbot)

     
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