1. pursingmyhappiness:

    I see no lies here 😂

    (Source: dealinghope, via buttflosser)

  2. (Source: veryraresecrete, via landorus)

  3. ask-koki-kariya:


    The Fault in Our Stepbrothers


    (via beyondthebooty)

  4. ridge:

    my love and hate for twitter is so real

    (via instagrampa)

  5. mayahoelivia:

    he lives

    (Source: whicketysplickety, via fuckgoff)


    1. WiFi: connected
    2. Me: then fucking act like it
  6. gamegeneral:


    please just watch this

    "It’s one second." I said
    "It can’t possible be that great."
    I was wrong.

    (via nickiminajvevo)

  7. socialjusticeburger:

    i can’t believe he’s gone

    (Source: nerdwad, via yugiohslavic)


  8. missgingerninja:

    do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

    (via ur-a-dildo)

  9. imnotjailbait:

    shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

    (Source: sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp, via literalsame)


  10. noobling:

    person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?



    me: image

    (via starbuckers)


  11. fakings:

    who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about

    (Source: nudely, via ur-a-dildo)